Eastern Onion provides rated PG-13 performances only which are office friendly and family friendly.
A singing telegram is more than just a person showing up and singing a song. It's a professional actor doing a ten to fifteen minute comedy skit as the character of your choice. We present a party hat, party horn and a pink souvenir telegram, sing a comedy song for the occasion, and work personal information into the verbal part of the show. They won't ever forget it!
Singing Telegrams Available but not pictured:
Nurse Ophelia Pain, Female Officer Patty, Tacky Shopper, Prego, Mona the Mourner, Clown, Irate Customer, Wacky Job Applicant, Jewish Grandmother, Pink Lady, Fred Estair and many more!
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SINGING TELEGRAM - METRO ATLANTA: $155 + any applicable travel fees.
Note: Orders placed within 48 hours of event receive a RUSH FEE of $20.
Travel Fee: There is NO additional charge if your event is within 20 miles from zip 30188. For every mile over 20 miles there is a travel fee of $1.50 per mile or $10, whichever is GREATER.
We will need a few things from you to in order to have the best possible performance.
FIRST, we need a message for your telegram. (Yes, we actually give the recipient an actual telegram for all our services). Feel free so say a couple sentences in the message and then tell the recipient who the telegram is from.
AND THEN, we need “Dirt” and lots of it. We personalize your recipients’ singing telegram to make it an experience they will never forget. Any “Dirt” will work, such as any nicknames, profession, habits, hobbies, places that he likes to eat or any embarrassing stories from the past.
You can book directly on our website with our REAL TIME 24/7 Booking System.
Singing Telegrams in Atlanta